Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Chaper #1.2: Employee of the month

Rain was a predictable forecast in the City of Roses, especially in October. Inches a day it fell, like Zeus himself was pissed. Portland was a smaller city. It had skyscrapers, an international airport and a mass transit system, but you could drive through it in less than 30 minutes depending on traffic. It was often thought of as a city in the forest; the home of the great northwest. To Amanda, it was nothing special, just a place to live and work.
Downtown was a web of alternating one-ways. A quarter of which were always being worked on or closed for some reason or another, but traffic was dying down so her drive to the drug store to pick up some provisions was pretty straight forward.
Standing in line at the checkout stand, Amanda’s eyes darted around for something more entertaining than the crap the person in front of her was buying. Next to her in the checkout stand was a menagerie of impulse items: tabloids, bubblegum, breathe mints, batteries, condoms, small rolled up horoscopes and Pez. Cherry flavored Pez, with a Darth Vader dispenser. The taste of Pez had become foreign to Amanda since her childhood. She grabbed it and tossed in on the conveyor belt with her other items.
Past the checkout counter was the customer service desk and above that was the stores prestigious employee of the month wall. The current winner was a curious young man named Don. He had shaggy shoulder length brown hair that covered his forehead all the way down to his eyebrows. Amanda thought to herself that he either wasn't photogenic or was just having a shitty day. The sign below the picture said that he had been a valued employee for three years. She couldn't imagine working for that long under harsh florescent lights that filled the store with more illumination at 7 P.M. at night than the sun did in the middle of the day. 
Amanda paid for her things and left. On her way back to her car she saw someone sitting on the curb and realized it was drugstore Don himself smoking a cigarette.
"You’re mister employee of the month, right?" 
"What?" Don said back with questioning eye.
"I was... I was just looking at your picture on the wall inside," she replied with a smile.
"Oh yeah," he responded "the one where I look like a tool right?" She wasn't quite sure how to respond. He raised his head and she could see that his photo didn't due him justice. He was a sharp looking guy with a nice smile and a stainless steel lip ring that he probably had to remove for his photo. Her ex had a lip ring, and in the same place too "yeah how proud am I, right? I'm pretty sure I only got it because I've worked there so long without receiving it."
"They give you a watch and a raise?"
"More like a pat on the back and a gift card." He said as he put out his cigarette and reached for another. He tried to light a new one but the lighter would only spark and not ignite. He tried several times but to no avail. "Shit. You have a lighter by chance?"
Amanda had no reason to carry a lighter since she stopped smoking a year back. Lately it was getting harder to fight "no but there's a burner in the dash of my car," she thought about asking for one herself but she bit her tongue. Apparently she still had some will power.
She opened her car, threw in her bag inside, turned the key and hit the burner "it'll just be a sec. So do you like working in a drug store, Don?" He just kind of stared at her first. She was trying to make conversation, and maybe that wasn't his sense of humor. But he smiled and tilted his head downward as he put the cigarette in his mouth.
"It's a job right? Pays the bills, keeps me humble. What about you?"
"My bills get paid too. I don't know if I could stand working here though."
"Yeah? Well, have you ever made employee of the month?" She knew he was trying to be a smart ass and smiled.
The burner popped and she handed it to him "doesn't really work that way at my job." Don lit up "what are you, a dancer or something? Or a bartender? You're a bartender aren't you?"
'What a presumptuous dick' she thought to herself; flattered that he thought she has a body to dance, but still obnoxious to ask. Especially for a girl he just met. She figured she'd let it slide since calling him out about his crappy job "no, I'm a nurse.
Don took a long draw and let it out slow as he nodded his head "that's cool."
"Yeah," she was now staring at his cigarette with great interest "mind if I take a drag?" Don stared at her with narrow eyes and handed her the cig. She inhaled deep and handed it back.
"A nurse that smokes, that's some irony, right?"
"I don't smoke, I quite a while ago."
"Whatever Nurse..."
"Mandy," she never went by Mandy outside of work. It just worked better over a hospital intercom speaker.
"Well Nurse Mandy. I know we just met but do you think I can bum a ride?" Red flags went off all throughout her head. She started searching for and excuse in her head.
"My car is pretty shitty on the inside and hasn't been cleaned in months."
"I don't care. Anything’s better than the bus. I got these hunger pains that just won't quit and there's this pizza place that's only open for another hour," he started rubbing his belly "their crust has garlic baked in, right?" She was a little irritated at how he was ending his prepositions as a question "come on Nurse Mandy, I'll buy you a slice," he said trying to sweeten the deal and held up his before-mentioned employee of the month earn gift card. She didn't care much for having a meal with a stranger, but he reminded her of the slack-off skaters she knew in high school and decided he wasn't that big of a threat. With great reluctance, she chewed her lip and told herself 'what the hell.'
"Alright, I guess. But don't try anything inappropriate, I spit mace," Don ran over and jumped in the car.
"Thanks, I appreciate it," he said smiling at her.
He faced forward but notice out of the corner of her eye that he was staring at her chest. At least he kept his eyes on hers up to that point. 'Just another guy' she thought to herself and she was off to dinner with Don; the employee of the month that she just met. At least she would get a free meal.

Suggested listening: Minimum Wage by Fenix TX